Original

Not only did the Tribe win last night behind the arm of Jake "The Snake" Westbrook, but Kenny Lofton showed yet again why he is THE Original Gangsta!

First let me touch on "The Snake"! Man did he bring it! He brought the Boa Constrictor! He wrapped his body around the Bo-Sox in the first inning and then just continued to tighten and choke their asses out! Un-believable performance, very possibly the biggest of his career!

Now on to the meat of the story...THE Original Gangsta K-Money Lofton! Not only is this man old enough to be the father of most of the Indians team, (Side Note: It is actually being investigated to see how many of the Tribe's current roster members are Kenny's kids from his first stint with the Tribe in Old Municipal), but this man has wheels on him still, a bat, and God bless him, he even has a glove!

K-Money showed the glove first last night! With Many on third their was a routine fly to right, Kenny gloved the ball for the out and then rifled it home, stopping Many right in his tracks and forcing him back to third base! It gets better! As the next batter approached (Lowell), the camera cut to a picture of Kenny, he wasn't gloating over the routine play he just made, rather he was taunting Many Ramirez by giving him the, Dikembe Mutumbo, Not in my house, finger wave! Unbelievable!

The fun doesn't end there! Kenny was the third to bat in the bottom half of that very same inning! While circling the batters box Varitec told

Kenny to, "Hurry up and get in the box". No one tells Kenny what to do...Not even one of his fourteen wives that he has accumulated in various cities across the U.S. as he travels from team to team, let alone Jason freaking Varitec! So, K-Money took his time and WHAM!!! First pitch swinging on a 93 Mph fastball and it was gone! Over the right field wall! Don't you worry he took his time running the bases too, as only a true Original Gangsta could do!