Jesus Is a Buckeye!

I was one of the lucky 44,608 to attend game one of the ALDS last night between your Cleveland Indians and those dreaded Yankees of New York! The game got off to a rough start when the first batter of the game took C.C. yard for a quick 1-0 Yankee lead...I am proud to say that, that is the last lead the Yankees would hold for the game! The Tribe ended up pounded them into submission with a 12-3 final in Cleveland's favor! It was a combination of timely hitting, use of the long ball, and really shitty Yankee pitching! Hopefully the Tribe will continue their offensive surge this afternoon when Fausto takes the mound...Tribe Time Now!

If the ball game wasn't spectacular enough, another phenomenon also occurred on this warm October evening. It was shortly after the seventh inning stretch when Hang On Sloopy started to blare over the loud speaker! All the Cleveland fans immediately rose to their feet because they knew what time it was...O-H-I-O...Lebron cowered in his seat with his tattered Yankee cap...Even more amazing was what happened in Monroe Ohio outside of a small church...Jesus emerged from the lake outside proudly displaying the "H" in O-H-I-O...Confirming that Jesus is indeed a Buckeye! For those of you who are reading this right now and thinking I am full of shit...Here is the proof!

However, this rare appearance made my Jesus should not out shadow the outstanding performance by the Tribe's offense, pitching, and the fans! So, keep supporting them as they continue their quest to be the first team to eleven wins in the month of October!