I missed a day, I know it's inexcusable! Before I go any further on the topic of how miserable Charlie Frye is, I would like to touch on a few things...The bashing of Michigan will stop only when Michigan doesn't suck anymore! Since Michigan will always suck I wouldn't expect the bashing to stop as long as this blog is in existence.
Next I would like to say that I am very thrilled to see that the blog has found its way to UVA in Virginia! Jingle we miss you but your work here was done and it was time for you to spread your wealth of knowledge somewhere else.
Now on to the main event! Charlie Frye! It took Charlie not even an entire half of a game for the Browns to finally decide that he is a waste and to move him anywhere but Cleveland! When I finally heard of this news the first thought that popped in to my head was: HMM....I wonder what they got for him? The answer: Not much at all...A sixth round draft pick to be exact...That's not even a person! Just a promise of a person sometime in the future! My next thought was then: It was Charlie Frye I guess that's not such a bad deal! So, I have decided to create a list of the top five things that I would have been satisfied if the Browns had received in compensation for Charlie. Here is that list:
5. A game of, "One of these things doesn't belong". This game would have had to of taken place between the original cast of Sesame Street and the Browns O-line. Eventually they would have figured out that Frye was the one that didn't belong.
4. Michael Vick's dogs...They are the ones that got a raw deal in that whole cluster fuck...I am sure the Dog Pound would welcome them!
3. The McDonald's commercial, Charlie's "Fries". We could have paid less to keep them around and they taste good.
2. Bernie Kosar now...He's 44 for those of you who were wondering...Yes he would still be amazing!
1. Tony Danza from the movie, " The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon". Even if he sucked, which he didn't, we would still have Tony Danza.
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theirs actually not much worse than Charlie Frye except that we resigned Ken Dorsey
these actually made me laugh...thanks even though i am not a browns fan i hope the browns turn around
Well bid farewell to Charlie and I hope Brady doesnt mind sitting because Derek Anderson fucked the Bengals in the ass yesterday. Joining him in the train were Jamal Lewis (200+ Rush Yards), Edwards (2 td's) and Jurevicious SP? (2 td's). I believe that WMMS had a great joke the other day. What do you get when you put 28 Bengals fans in the same room? Answer: A full set of teeth. Same should apply for Pittsburgh fans.
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